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2017 was bad, but 2018 will be so much... worse. Just wait until March 30th. Based on the internationally best selling series of books by Lemony Snicket (aka Daniel Handler), season two of the Netflix original series plunges further into the epic world of this darkly comedic mystery. Executive produced by Emmy Award-winner Barry Sonnenfeld and Daniel Handler – the new season of A Series of Unfortunate Events consists of ten cinematic one-hour episodes, and premieres worldwide spring 2018, exclusively on Netflix. Starring Emmy and Tony Award-winner Neil Patrick Harris , A Series of Unfortunate Events recounts the tragic tale of the Baudelaire orphans – Violet, Klaus, and Sunny – and their extraordinary encounters with the devious Count Olaf who will stop at nothing to get his hands on their inheritance. Foiling his many dastardly plans and disguises, the young siblings discover clues to their parents’ mysterious death, links to a covert organization, and begin to unlock long-held

Ben Edlund's The Tick is making its return to television via a new pilot being produced for Amazon Studios, and now we know who will be playing the man in blue: British actor Peter Serafinowicz . Serafinowicz is assuming the role previously voiced by Townsend Coleman in the 1994 animated series (which ran for three seasons) and played by Patrick Warburton (back as an executive producer for this version) in the 2001 live action version, which, unfortunately, lasted only nine episodes). In this new pilot, The Tick is suffering from amnesia when he is reunited with Arthur (Griffin Newman), his sidekick, and the two begin to fight evil again. The only other character announced so far is Arthur's sister, Dot (Valorie Curry). Serafinowicz' past credits include Guardians Of The Galaxy and Shaun Of The Dead. Additionally, he voiced Darth Maul in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Please Leave A Comment- Source- Empire

Ben Edlund's The Tick is making another TV comeback, this time as a pilot for a potential series over at Amazon. However, no one should greet this news with the expectation that it's a revival of the nine-episode 2001 FOX series, because this is likely to be a very different Tick designed for today's audience. Patrick Warburton , who played the character in that version, is tied up with his new series, Crowded, while Nestor Carbonell (Batmanuel) is a regular on Bates Motel. Although the title role is yet to be cast, announced is Vinyl's Griffin Newman as Tick sidekick Arthur Everest, with House Of Lies and The Following's Valorie Curry cast as his sister, Expected to direct the pilot - which Edlund is writing - is Wally Pfister (director of photography for The Dark Knight Trilogy and Inception, and director of Transcendence). In this take on the subject, Arthur is someone who has been diagnosed as being schizophrenic due to his constant claims that their

THE WORLD’S MOST BELOVED TRASH-TALKING TEDDY BEAR IS BACK IN AN ALL-NEW UNRATED EDITION TED 2 . AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL HD DECEMBER 1, 2015 BLU-RAY™ COMBO PACK, DVD AND ON DEMAND DECEMBER 15, 2015 FROM UNIVERSAL PICTURES HOME ENTERTAINMENT Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more outrageous, Ted and his BFF are back in the hilarious, boundary-busting buddy comedy, Ted 2, coming to Digital HD on December 1, 2015, and Blu-ray™ Combo Pack, DVD and On Demand on December 15, 2015, from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. The follow up to Ted, the highest-grossing original R-rated comedy of all time, Ted 2 features more of the hysterically raunchy banter that has made writer-director-actor Seth MacFarlane an entertainment powerhouse—as well as a touching story of brotherly love. Both the Blu-ray™ and DVD include an UNRATED edition that features never-before-seen footage that was too rude for the cinema, but makes this year’s most outrageous comedy the perfect gift for fans of thi

THE WORLD’S MOST BELOVED TRASH-TALKING TEDDY BEAR IS BACK IN AN ALL-NEW UNRATED EDITION TED 2 . AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL HD DECEMBER 1, 2015 BLU-RAY™ COMBO PACK, DVD AND ON DEMAND DECEMBER 15, 2015 FROM UNIVERSAL PICTURES HOME ENTERTAINMENT Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more outrageous, Ted and his BFF are back in the hilarious, boundary-busting buddy comedy, Ted 2, coming to Digital HD on December 1, 2015, and Blu-ray™ Combo Pack, DVD and On Demand on December 15, 2015, from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. The follow up to Ted, the highest-grossing original R-rated comedy of all time, Ted 2 features more of the hysterically raunchy banter that has made writer-director-actor Seth MacFarlane an entertainment powerhouse—as well as a touching story of brotherly love. Both the Blu-ray™ and DVD include an UNRATED edition that features never-before-seen footage that was too rude for the cinema, but makes this year’s most outrageous comedy the perfect gift for fans of th

THE WORLD’S MOST BELOVED TRASH-TALKING TEDDY BEAR IS BACK IN TED 2 . AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL HD NOVEMBER 24, 2015 BLU-RAY™ COMBO PACK, DVD AND ON DEMAND DECEMBER 15, 2015 FEATURING AN EXTENDED UNRATED EDITION FROM UNIVERSAL PICTURES HOME ENTERTAINMENT Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more outrageous, Ted and his BFF are back in the hilarious, boundary-busting buddy comedy, Ted 2, coming to Digital HD on November 24, 2015, and Blu-ray™ Combo Pack, DVD and On Demand on December 15, 2015, from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. The follow up to Ted, the highest-grossing original R-rated comedy of all time, Ted 2 features more of the hysterically raunchy banter that has made writer-director-actor Seth MacFarlane an entertainment world powerhouse—as well as a touching story of brotherly love. Both the Blu-ray™ and DVD include an UNRATED extended edition that features never-before-seen footage that was too rude for the cinema, but makes this year’s most outrageous comedy the

In this sequel to the 2001 cult favorite, David Spade ("Rules of Engagement") returns as the mullet-wearing, rock and roll loving, down on his luck white-trash-hero who embarks on another epic journey, this time through the recent past, the heartland of America - and his own mind - to get back to his loved ones. Watch the clips after the Jump... Joe Dirt is back with a vengeance, and a mop. David Spade reprises his role alongside Oscar winner Christopher Walken (WEDDING CRASHERS), Brittany Daniel ("The Game"), Dennis Miller and Adam Beach (FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS). Patrick Warburton ("Rules of Engagement"), Mark McGrath (SHARKNADO 2), Charlotte McKinney ("Dancing with the Stars") and Kevin Farley also star in the sequel. Director, Writer and Producer: Fred Wolf (JOE DIRT, GROWN UPS) Writer and Producer: David Spade Produced by: Happy Madison Productions Lifeboat Productions Please Leave A Comment-

The fiercely unapologetic Ted 2 is also fiercely hilarious. Review by Matt Cummings If 2011's Bridesmaids and Horrible Bosses began the renaissance of great comedies, then 2012's Ted kicked it in the balls, proving that the genre was back. A ridiculous and satisfying in every way, the story of a teddy bear come to life featured plenty of 80's references and expanded Actor Mark Walhberg's already impressive resume. With Ted 2 , all the pieces are still there, with plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. But is it this year's most complete comedy? Not so much. Set a few years after the first film, Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is getting married to trashy grocery store co-worker Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth), while his thunder buddy John (Mark Wahlberg) is working through a divorce. Fast forward a year, and Ted's marriage looks like it's over, until the couple decide to have a baby. That opens up a series of legal troubles, as the state eventual

FIRST EVER MADE-FOR-DIGITAL SEQUEL TO A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE Streaming July 16, 2015. Watch the trailer after the Jump... In this sequel to the 2001 cult favorite, David Spade ("Rules of Engagement") returns as the mullet-wearing, rock and roll loving, down on his luck white-trash-hero who embarks on another epic journey, this time through the recent past, the heartland of America - and his own mind - to get back to his loved ones. Joe Dirt is back with a vengeance, and a mop. David Spade reprises his role alongside Oscar winner Christopher Walken (WEDDING CRASHERS), Brittany Daniel ("The Game"), Dennis Miller and Adam Beach (FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS). Patrick Warburton ("Rules of Engagement"), Mark McGrath (SHARKNADO 2), Charlotte McKinney ("Dancing with the Stars") and Kevin Farley also star in the sequel. Director, Writer and Producer: Fred Wolf (JOE DIRT, GROWN UPS) Writer and Producer: David Spade Produced by: Happy Mad

From Seth MacFarlane, Creator of  Family Guy, Starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis December 11,  2012 “One of the Funniest Movies of all Time” – Mark S. Allen, CBS/CW “Truly Brilliant!”  –  Scott Mendelson,  The Huffington Post Take Home the Unrated Edition Of One Of the Top 3 R-Rated Comedies of All Time! Available on Blu-Ray ™ Combo Pack Including UltraViolet ™ , DVD & Digital Copy With Hilarious Deleted Scenes, Alternate Takes, a Gag Reel & More! Universal City, California, October 10, 2012 – A foul-mouthed, hard-partying teddy bear and his 35-year-old best friend come together in the #1 comedy of the year,  Ted , available on Blu-ray ™ Combo Pack, DVD and On Demand on December 11, 2012, from Universal Studios Home Entertainment.  Directed by Seth MacFarlane, creator of television’s uproarious and irreverent hits “ Family Guy , ”   and “American Dad,”  Ted   stars Mark Wahlberg ( Contraband ,  The Other Guys ), Mila Kunis ( Friends with Benefi

TED Review By: MattInRC TED is unapologetic, raunchiness to the extreme, and the best comedy of the year so far. And, it's got a teddy bear behaving badly. In my youth, I enjoyed the company of my very own Winnie the Pooh bear. I can't remember if he ever had clothes, but he did have these sewed-on eyes that eventually fell off. I took that bear everywhere: it flew with me on vacations, helped to bag fruits at the grocery store, watched Star Trek: TOS, and basically kept me company through all those nights of being an only child. Pooh was always there for me, kinda like a brother I never had. But, what would happen if Pooh could have talked, becoming a live person with emotions and a personality to boot? What if your favorite toy could talk, but unlike the dolls in Toy Story, yours cussed or misbehaved while you looked on and laughed? That's the premise behind Ted, an absolute raunch-fest that's adorable, yet incredibly anti-PC at the same time, and the best

IN THEATERS JUNE 29 Win tickets to see TED ! We have passes to the special advance screening on Tuesday, June 26 at 7:00PM in Sacramento. TED  is an upcoming 2012 American comedy film, directed, written and produced by Seth MacFarlane (creator of Family Guy , co-creator of American Dad ! and The Cleveland Show ) and stars himself, Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Stroup , and Patrick Warburton .  The movie, which is the feature-length directorial debut for MacFarlane. John Bennett ( Mark Wahlberg ) is a perfectly normal Boston native whose childhood wish for his teddy bear to come to life comes true. The bear, Ted (voiced by director Seth MacFarlane ) remains his best friend into his adult years. Conflict emerges when Ted's irresponsible and vulgar slacker lifestyle comes in the way of John's attempt to embrace adulthood and his love-interest, Lori ( Mila Kunis ). Official Movie Website : TED - Restricted Trailer LIKE TED on Fa

IN THEATERS JUNE 29 Win tickets to see TED ! We have passes to the special advance screening on Tuesday, June 26 at 7:00PM in San Francisco. TED  is an upcoming 2012 American comedy film, directed, written and produced by Seth MacFarlane (creator of Family Guy , co-creator of American Dad ! and The Cleveland Show ) and stars himself, Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Stroup , and Patrick Warburton .  The movie, which is the feature-length directorial debut for MacFarlane. John Bennett ( Mark Wahlberg ) is a perfectly normal Boston native whose childhood wish for his teddy bear to come to life comes true. The bear, Ted (voiced by director Seth MacFarlane ) remains his best friend into his adult years. Conflict emerges when Ted's irresponsible and vulgar slacker lifestyle comes in the way of John's attempt to embrace adulthood and his love-interest, Lori ( Mila Kunis ). Official Movie Website : TED - Restricted Trailer LIKE TED on