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This marks Lindsay Lohan's umpteenth 'last chance,' according to this brief Vulture history, starting out with her hosting Saturday Night Live (where she plans to not only make fun of her own spiral-of-shame lifestyle but do it in song) and followed by her Lifetime movie role as Elizabeth Taylor. Now she can add another acting gig to her comeback tour, this time in a ' sexual thriller ' to be produced by the man behind Madonna's messy W.E. feature film and directed by the Swedish music video master responsible for Robbie Williams' She's Madonna and Madonna's Hung Up. The Post, which broke the news, had little else to add, but we predict this is all part of a diabolical scheme to make a Lindsay-as-Madonna biopic in the near future. Please Leave A Comment- Source- Vulture

As you may have heard Lindsay Lohan hosted Saturday Night Live last night. This had to be one of the funniest sketches they have had on the show in a long while. The sketch is called REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DISNEY . Watch the clip after the Jump... Please Leave A Comment-

New Machete Trailer Delivers While the illegal trailer was entertaining, we got our hands on the official trailer that is attached to the upcoming Predators film.  From the looks of this trailer, Rodriguez has plumped for pure explosive entertainment, which is no bad thing given the subject matter and the cast. Can the idea of Trejo as a blade-wielding warrior maintain an entire film? Watch the trailer after the Jump.. Synopsis: The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you! Please Leave A Comment-

Lindsay Lohan To Stars As Linda Lovelace Inferno In The Internet has been abuzz with the rumor that Lindsay Lohan, amid all her trouble, has landed her next acting gig, playing '70's porn star Linda Lovelace in the independent period drama " Inferno ." Like so many Lohan rumors, it's been tricky to separate fact from myth, but late Monday we talked to one of the producers, and he confirmed that Lohan will star in the film. "Inferno" producer Wali Razaqi told us that Lohan has indeed been cast and that an announcement will be made (no doubt for the benefit of the foreign distributors whose money partly finances such productions) at the upcoming Cannes Film Festival. Lohan may appear at the festival as part of that announcement, though we'll believe that part when we see it. "We've all thought that Lindsay would be a great choice for a while now, and we're all convinced that she is going to do it," Razaqi said. "For at le

Illegal Trailer For Machete Director Robert Rodriguez dropped a fun little Machete trailer off at AICN to share with the world on Cinco De Mayo. Rodriguez is calling it an "illegal" trailer. Fox allowed Rodriguez to put together a Cinco De Mayo message to Arizona. If you are up to date on the current events of what is going on there then you will know why this is so cool. The film is an expansion of a fake trailer Rodriguez directed for the 2007 film Grindhouse and a spin-off of the Spy Kids films (since the lead character is the uncle of the protagonists). Synopsis: The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow

"Machete" Has Sliced A Release Date The long awaited Robert Rodriguez film "Machete" will be getting a Labor Day Weekend release. After a long bidding war 20th Century Fox won the war. The film Stars are Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan. Synopsis: The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you! Please Leave A Comment- Source- Deadline

Machete Has Found A Home At Fox The auction ended late Friday night and I've been putting together what happened ever since. Certainly you'll recall the big cool quotient around Machete, that famously fake trailer by Robert Rodriguez from Grindhouse. It was considered the single best thing about that Weinstein Co double-feature flop that also included Quentin Tarantino's pic. Rodriguez' fake trailer hinted at a good story (Mexican day laborer is set up, double-crossed, and left for dead -- then starts everyone's worst nightmare) and carried an even better catchphrase ("They just fucked with the wrong Mexican.") Machete's YouTube video alone has 1.4 million views, which wasn't lost on Hollywood. The result was 6 studios all very interested in domestic distribution rights to Rodriguez' latest -- Sony, Lionsgate, Warner Bros, Fox, Paramount, and The Weinstein Co. Rodriguez had made the fake trailer into a real movie outside the studio system. Wit