COLOMBIANA Movie Review By: Rama Let's see what Ramascreen thought of COLOMBIANA ? Come read his review and see what he thought of the movie. Please make sure to follow him on Facebook and Twitter . I don’t know which one is more absurd. Like my friend Yara indicated.. 9 year old Zoe Saldana ’s character jumping from wall to wall like the Prince Of Persia or New Zealander Cliff Curtis who plays Zoe’s mentor, trying too hard to sound like Scarface‘s Tony Montana. That said, COLOMBIANA does have its appeals, mostly thanks to Zoe’s sexy, slick attitude but what we gotta keep in mind is that this is a Europacorp presentation, the force behind Transporter movies, Taken and From Paris With Love, basically a bunch of mindless actioners that don’t require much to enjoy.. Saldana (Avatar, Star Trek) plays a young woman who, after witnessing her parents’ murder as a child in Bogota, grows up to be a stone-cold assassin. She works for her uncle as a hitman by day, but her personal ...