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Our Worst Movies Of 2013  By: MattInRC For every parade of elephants and giraffes that are 2013's top films, there's the janitors who cleanup behind them. Yes, the worst films of the year have brought up the rear, filling our lives with their uselessness and begging the question of why we bothered with them in the first place. These projects might have seemed like good ideas in their infancy but got horribly lost in production, and some of them were probably spoiled from the start, doomed to walk the Earth until the Ghost of Roger Ebert exorcised them to the next realm. To be fair, our index of infamy is based on our own personal standards for taste or interest. We also looked at major Hollywood releases, not those which were shot by independent companies. If A-listers made and distributed it, we considered it. Click on the movie title above each synopsis to read our full review. Films that just missed the cut due to scheduling conflicts (thank you Hollywood for s

Here is the teaser trailer for Machete Kills . The film was, written and directed by Robert Rodriguez . It is the second in a series that started with the 2010 film Machete (presaged by a fake trailer in Grindhouse). Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will be reprising their roles from the first film, and are joined by series newcomers Sofía Vergara, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr., Alexa Vega, William Sadler, Lady Gaga, Marko Zaror, Tom Savini with Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson . The film will follow the titular ex-federale ( Trejo ) as he is recruited by the US President ( Sheen ) to stop an arms dealer ( Gibson ) from launching a deadly missile. Watch the trailer after the Jump... Please Leave A Comment-

A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III Review By: MattInRC Does A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III triumphantly signal the return of Charlie Sheen , or does it need more time in rehab? Some films should never be made - we all have our lists of head-scratchers and films we've almost walked out on. Sadly, a new year brings new candidates; and while A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III isn't 2012's That's My Boy or Cloud Atlas , it's pretty darn close. Charlie Sheen (Platoon) plays the titular Swan, a 1970's LA graphic designer whose life is thrown for a loop when his girlfriend Ivana ( Katheryn Winnick , Love and Other Drugs) leaves him after finding a drawer full of pictures of his past conquests. A party animal and womanizer, Swan probably had this coming, since most of his brain power is dedicated to women and sex. While trying to dispose a bag of her shoes by throwing them down a hill, Charlie somehow ends up in

A24 and Roman Coppola's latest film, A GLIMPSE INSIDE THE MIND OF CHARLES SWAN III is now playing in select theaters in New York and Los Angeles! Charlie Sheen, Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray star in this playful comedy of lost love, friendship, revenge fantasies, and Brandy Alexanders . BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW: New York : http://bit.ly/WD0lpU Los Angeles : http://bit.ly/WwHU8m Not in New York or LA? The film is also currently available to watch on iTunes and VOD! Be sure to check out the film this weekend see below for additional information and assets from the film, including 6 new alternate posters by graphic designer Charlie White III, the inspiration behind the film whose style and artwork is incorporated throughout. Set in a stylized Los Angeles, ‘A GLIMPSE INSIDE THE MIND OF CHARLES SWAN III’ is a playful comedy of lost love, friendship, revenge fantasies, and Brandy Alexanders. Charles (Charlie Sheen) is a successful graphic designer whose fame, money and ch

Thanks to A24 films we were provide with an awesome giveaway for the upcoming film A GLIMPSE INSIDE THE MIND OF CHARLES SWAN III . The film has an outstanding cast, including Charlie Sheen, Jason Schwartzman, Bill M urray, Aubrey Plaza, and Patricia Arquette . First Make sure to LIKE the films Facebook page . If you haven't already Like SandwichJohnFilms Facebook page too. One random fa will be choosen. We have a t-shirt with a design by Charlie White III (the graphic designer that inspired Sheen's character in the film. His artwork and style is incorporated throughout) as well as a teaser poster to give away. Please Leave A Comment-

RED DAWN Blu-Ray Review By: MattInRC RED DAWN offers a good (but not great) video and audio experience in a film that holds up fairly well...sort of. As an 80's child who grew up on television's first forays into quality spy thrillers like Airwolf and The Equalizer , I can remember the release of the original  RED DAWN  as more of a yawnfest than a gritty interpretation of a conventional World War III. At the time, I remember thinking that invasion was not only a possibility but a certainty; The Day After had been released in 1983, occupying my nightmares for a week. But, the film never connected with me for some reason - perhaps its happy ending didn't match my new perceptions of war in the nuclear age. To be honest, I've hadn't watched either film since their initial releases because of my impulsive reaction to them. But with the release of the disappointing remake, a revisiting of the original Red Dawn now on Blu-ray made it a little more timely, w

Take a glimpse into the twisted and colorful mind of Charles Swan III ( Charlie Sheen ) in a brand new R ed-Band trailer that was too risqué for even Playboy! Jason Schwartzman co-stars as Kirby Star in a new teaser for the latest film from Roman Coppola and A24 Films. The film also stars Bill Murray, Aubrey Plaza and Patricia Arquette , A GLIMPSE INSIDE THE MIND OF CHARLES SWAN III is available to watch starting today on iTunes and Cable VOD before it hits theaters in February! Set in a stylized Los Angeles, ‘ A GLIMPSE INSIDE THE MIND OF CHARLES SWAN III ’ is a playful comedy of lost love, friendship, revenge fantasies, and Brandy Alexanders. Charles ( Charlie Sheen ) is a successful graphic designer whose fame, money and charm have provided him with a seemingly perfect life. When his true love, a perplexing beauty named Ivana, suddenly breaks off their relationship, Charles’ life falls apart and he swirls into a downward spiral of doubt, confusion and reflection. With the

On behalf of A24, we are pleased to share the official trailer for A GLIMPSE INSIDE THE MIND OF CHARLES SWAN III , capturing the film in all it's fun and offbeat way! When Charles' seemingly perfect life is shattered by his true love, the support of his loyal closest intimates makes for an entertaining recovery… to say the least. Roman Coppola's latest project stars an A-list cast including Charlie Sheen, Bill Murray, Jason Schwartzman, Patricia Arquette and Aubrey Plaza , bringing this playful adventure to life. Go ahead and take a Glimpse! Set in a stylized Los Angeles, ‘ A GLIMPSE INSIDE THE MIND OF CHARLES SWAN III ’ is a playful comedy of lost love, friendship, revenge fantasies, and Brandy Alexanders. Charles ( Charlie Sheen ) is a successful graphic designer whose fame, money and charm have provided him with a seemingly perfect life. When his true love, a perplexing beauty named Ivana, suddenly breaks off their relationship, Charles’ life falls apart and he swi

Director Robert Rodriguez tweeted the image, and the pop provocateur confirmed she will be making her big screen debut in the film. Lady Gaga will soon be making her silver screen debut, as the pop star joins the cast of Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills , playing a character called La Chameleón. The writer/director tweeted the announcement Thursday. I just finished working with @LadyGaga on @MacheteKills , she kicked SO MUCH ASS! Holy Smokes. Blown away! yfrog.com/kezw3dnj Mother Monster retweeted Rodriguez and added: Yes its true, I will be making my debut as an actress ln the amazing MACHETE KILLS BY @RODRIGUEZ IM SO EXCITED!!! AH! Filming was insane. The upcoming sequel to 2010's Spy Kids spin-off, Machete, stars Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Alexa Vega, Zoe Saldana, Mel Gibson, Vanessa Hudgens, Charlie Sheen and more. Machete Kills, the second film in the trilogy, will pick up with the title character mourning his lost love, the movie'

His father is still considered among the best – if not the best – fictional US Presidents ever seen, which we guess in a weird, meta sense is why Charlie Sheen has been cast as the leader of the free world. The person responsible for this irresponsible act? Robert Rodriguez, who has added Sheen to Machete Kills . Hitting Twitter to break the news (which was then picked up by Collider ), Rodriguez wrote,  “I just cast Charlie Sheen in Machete Kills as the President of the United States! Who better? More soon…” along with a picture of himself with Sheen. Which just goes to show that there's no such thing as unemployable in Hollywood if you're sufficiently high-profile (see also: Mel Gibson , who is among the Machete sequel’s cast). We don’t yet know what Sheen will be getting up to as El Prez, but you’ve got to figure Rodriguez has something batshit insane in mind, especially given what tends to happen to people who come into contact with Machete. With Danny Trejo lead

Television's Top Paid Actors And Actress Hugh Laurie, Charlie Sheen, Matt Lauer, Ryan Seacrest and, naturally, Oprah Winfrey are among TV's highest-paid performers in various categories according to a newly released salary breakdown. Though studios have been cracking down on paydays overall to keep costs in line amid sinking broadcast ratings, key performers still draw stunning numbers, with indispensable performers like the Sheens and Snookis of the world continuing to leverage salary bumps. Here's a select sample of some of the top performers from TV Guide's survey ( for the full list go here ): Drama actors (per episode): Hugh Laurie (House) $400,000+ Christopher Meloni & Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU) $395,000 (each) David Caruso (CSI: Miami) $375,000 Marg Helgenberger (CSI) $375,000 Laurence Fishburne (CSI) $350,000 Jeffrey Donovan (Burn Notice) $200,000 Nathan Fillion (Castle) $100,000 Jon Hamm (Mad Men) $100,000 Alex O'Loughlin

New Clips From Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Moviefone brings us two new clips from the upcoming movie Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps .  The film was schedule to be released in April was pushed back to September 24, 2010, so that the film could go through Cannes 2010. Emerging from a lengthy prison stint, Gordon Gekko finds himself on the outside of a world he once dominated. Looking to repair his damaged relationship with his daughter, Gekko forms an alliance with her fiancé Jacob (Shia LaBeouf), and Jacob begins to see him as a father figure. But Jacob learns the hard way that Gekko – still a master manipulator and player – is after something very different from redemption. Please Leave A Comment- Source- Moviefone

Graphic Novel SOCOM: SEAL Team Seven To Made Into A Film Dean Parisot wants to take a shot at directing a graphic novel, and the novel that he has is eyes on is M Zachary Sherman’s 2006 graphic novel SOCOM: SEAL Team Seven, which sees the titular force investigating a downed submarine in the Persian Gulf.  Things take a turn for the fantastical when the troops discover that the underwater kingdom of Atlantis might have been behind the sunken sub and that the city’s forces don’t take kindly to armed strangers. Parisot is best known for his work on sci-fi comedy "Galaxy Quest" and Jim Carrey's comedy "Fun With Dick and Jane" Didn't we have a Navy Seal film that came out in the early 90's that stared Charlie Sheen and Michael Biehn. you know the film I am talking about. If you forgot here you go.  Dam I do enjoy this movie. Walden Media is developing the film version, though there’s no word on a studio picking it up directly yet. Please Leave

International Trailer For Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps This trailer is different from the teaser trailer that came out a few ago. It focus more on the return of Gekko and the introduction of Jake (Shia Labeouf) Director Oliver Stone has often reflected upon the nation's past in such films as Platoon,Born on the Fourth of July,JFK and Nixon. But, unlike history, he doesn't like to repeat himself. Until now, that is, when Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, the sequel to his 1987 descent into the dirty business of corporate raiding, opens this spring. Please Leave A Comment-

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Teaser Trailer Director Oliver Stone has often reflected upon the nation's past in such films as Platoon,Born on the Fourth of July,JFK and Nixon. But, unlike history, he doesn't like to repeat himself. Until now, that is, when Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, the sequel to his 1987 descent into the dirty business of corporate raiding, opens this spring. The film is set 23 years after the first film, in June 2008,and Gordon Gekko has just been released from prison. Despite his initial attempts to warn Wall Street of the forthcoming economic downturn and stock market crash, no one believes him due to his reduced standing in the financial world. Gekko decides to re-focus his attention on rebuilding his relationship with his estranged daughter, Winnie. Due to their time apart, and the fact that Winnie( Carey Mulligan ) blames Gekko for her brother Rudy's suicide, she avoids any contact with him. At the same time, the mentor( Lewis Zabel ) of yo

Charlie Sheen Arrested In An Alleged Domestic Violence Case A police spokeswoman in Aspen, Colo., says Charlie Sheen has posted bond and been released from jail hours after he was arrested in an alleged domestic violence case. Stephanie Dasaro says the "Two and a Half Men" star posted $8,500 bond Friday after speaking with a county judge and was advised on the conditions of his release. Officers arrested the 44-year-old actor Friday morning after responding to a 911 call from a house in the ski resort town. Sheen was taken into custody for investigation of second-degree assault and menacing, both felonies, along with criminal mischief, a misdemeanor. Dasaro declined to name the accuser, citing a department policy prohibiting the identification of potential victims in domestic violence cases. Sheen's publicist Stan Rosenfield released a statement saying, "It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion." Charlie Sheen was arrested Friday in the Colorado r